Texts from Last night.

February 7th, 2010

Serjio\'s text

This was sent to a friend last night when he was trying to text his sister-in-law.

This has been around for a while, but Sarz prob hasn’t seen it

October 24th, 2009

Best thing since…the Crazy Christian Lady

October 15th, 2009

For all ya’ll goin back to skewlz in NY’s greater capital region…

August 26th, 2009

It’s hardly surprising that a wave of nostalgia has overtaken me these last few days of August. Stuffy, sunny afternoons with no rain in sight take me back to my days in Albany, schlepping printers and mattress pads up flights of stairs into poorly circulated cramped quarters. Being someone who is heavily influenced by seasons, I am trying to say in a circuitous, roundabout way that I slightly long for the excitement of ‘going back to school.’ Instead of spending those few precious, balmy evenings before classes begin recounting tales of summer internships, travels and short-lived romantic trysts, I am beginning real life.

On a Wednesday around 6:15pm, the time where I would undoubtedly be riding a bike to a friend’s, or already having drinks outside somewhere, a former room-mate summarized everything I’m missing in one single g-chat message.

Alex Ross: nothing says fall semester like the 11 bus, WTs, and the pitter patter of sorostitutes heels on madison avenue.

For those of you who are currently on your way to Key 2, Pine Hills or Lark Street, please revel in your final days of glory. And make sure to eat some wings, too.

Tschüß

Xtina

Remebering Cleopatra

August 23rd, 2009

Maybe not the Cleopatra that first comes to mind…

Why don’t I ever see my favorite commercials on TV?

August 23rd, 2009

Cool ^_^

Softbank Sumo from We Love You So on Vimeo.

Source: SARZ

Best thing since…Nelly’s “Tipdrill”?

August 21st, 2009

Dance is the highest form of artistic expression.

Shaolin’s Holiest!!

August 20th, 2009

No, its not Ghostface...its this guy!

Monk

Hillary Clinton Farts…and also lets ‘em kno wats good!!!

August 20th, 2009

PART 1: The Fart

PART 2: The TRUF

Oh dip! I gotta see that!

August 20th, 2009

I don’t know about you, but I’m really looking forward to seeing 3 movies in the coming weeks:

Inglourious Bastards –Comes out this Friday!! CHEA!

Julie & Julia –Meryl Streep is dat bitch (sryz Lil’ Kim)

District 9 –I like Alienz!

…and while on the topic of movies, next time you’re in Blockbuster, do yourself a favor and rent this:

DirtyHo(Photo courtesy of Aniny)

Source: SARZ!